It's four in the morning, and I cant sleep.
I got a bike! It's blue!
And I got my haircut!!
And....J.J's a pokemon

Sorry, I haven't been updating....Being to addicted to those MySpace thingys...So, lets bring this xanga up to date, shall we?! So, let's see....Last weekend I went to I.H.O.P at 1 in the morning with J.J and Eric, and we have come to a conclusion that if there was a world full of Kyle's(Me), the world would be a whole lot better...Just think of it! Doctor Kyle, Judge Kyle, Astronaut Kyle, TEACHER KYLE! Think of the possibilities people!!

Now for some MORE news....I'M GOING TO WARPED TOUR!!!!

Quotes are cool.... :)

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
>>>> > Saturday
>>>> > night."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~Rodney Dangerfield~~
>>>> >
>>>> > (1921-2004; Thanks for all the laughs)
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "There are a number of mechanical devices which
>>>> >
>>>> > increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
>>>> >
>>>> > Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~Lynn Lavner ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Camille Paglia ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.
>>>> >
>>>> > The other eight are unimportant."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ George Burns ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "Women might be able to fake orgasms....
>>>> >
>>>> > But, men can fake a whole relationship."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Sharon Stone ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "Hockey is a sport for white men.
>>>> >
>>>> > Basketball is a sport for black men.
>>>> >
>>>> > Golf is a sport for white men
>>>> >
>>>> > dressed like black pimps."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Tiger Woods ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "My mother never saw the irony
>>>> >
>>>> > in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Jack Nicholson ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks,
>>>> >
>>>> > or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex,
>>>> >
>>>> > no matter how bad it is."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Barbara Bush ~~
>>>> >
>>>> > (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of
>>>> > humor)
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "Ah, yes, divorce...
>>>> >
>>>> > from the Latin word meaning
>>>> >
>>>> > to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Robin Williams ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "Women need a reason to have sex.
>>>> >
>>>> > Men just need a place."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Billy Crystal ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "According to a new survey,
>>>> >
>>>> > women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men
>>>> >
>>>> > than they do undressing in front of other women.
>>>> >
>>>> > They say that women are too judgmental,
>>>> >
>>>> > where, of course, men are just grateful."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Robert De Niro ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "There's a new medical crisis.
>>>> >
>>>> > Doctors are reporting that many men are
>>>> >
>>>> > having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
>>>> >
>>>> > They say they cause severe swelling.
>>>> >
>>>> > So, what's the problem?"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Dustin Hoffman ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "There's very little advice in men's magazines,
>>>> >
>>>> > because men think, 'I know what I'm doing.
>>>> >
>>>> > Just show me somebody naked'."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Jerry Seinfeld ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > "See, the problem is that God gives men
>>>> >
>>>> > a brain and a penis,
>>>> >
>>>> > and only enough blood to run one at a time."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Robin Williams ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > " It's been so long since I've had sex,
>>>> >
>>>> > I've forgotten who ties up whom."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Joan Rivers ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > " Sex is one of the most wholesome,
>>>> >
>>>> > beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Steve Martin ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
>>>> >
>>>> > Little things like being spanked every day
>>>> >
>>>> > by a middle-aged woman.
>>>> >
>>>> > Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
>>>> >
>>>> > ~~ Emo Phillips ~~
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > " Bigamy is having one wife too many
>>>> >
>>>> > Monogamy is the same."

Well, guys.....The countdown is starting...Just FOUR more days till the festivities...And then there will be chaos...LOTS of chaos...And my pen smells like coconuts...I don't even like coconuts...I had lunch today, and ate the chicken...I got a headache...My brain is hurting...and now my pen tastes like coconuts....I should stop typing now....Nah, I don't wanna! I got it!! I'll put pictures on this enrty!

I feel sorry for the guy...No I don't...